The Great Llama was born in 1972 in the San Diego Zoo. His mother and father were sold for glue soon after his
birth. His other brothers and sisters were sent to the meat packing plant, but Llama was spared and put in the petting
zoo. While in the petting zoo, he made many contacts with visiting celebrities and political dignitaries. Noticing
the Llama's great potential, George Bush, Sr. bought the Llama's freedom. This would be the beginning of a great political
After gaining his freedom, Llama began touring on the stand up comedy circuit. He appeared on such shows as The
Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Soon, though, he became enveloped in his charity work. He volunteered for the
Peace Corps. He served in the peace corps for 8 years. After that he traveled to India, where he began to study
the ways of Llama Ghandi. He soon converted to Llamaism and changed his name to The Great Llama. He then exited
the public spotlight and moved to Antarctica. However, the newly elected George W. Bush then asked The Great Llama to
be on his cabinet as Secretary of Animals, and Llama accepted. Llama confers with the President and other world leaders via
MSN Messenger from his Antarctic home.
|Great Llama meets George and Barbera Bush in the Oval Office.